In the middle of a crowd, a guy holds up a lemon and squeezes it bone-dry.
“I’ll pay $100 to anyone who can get one more drop out of this thing,” he announces.
People line up. Squeeze. Twist. Nothing. Not a single tear from the lemon.
Then one man steps forward, gives it a casual squeeze… drip, drip. Two drops fall out.
The crowd gasps.
“Who on earth are you?” the guy asks.
The man shrugs. “Income tax officer. We always find a little more.” 🍋💸

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